Meet the Dateable Furniture and Household Goods of Date Everything!

With Sassy Chap Games and Team17 Digital set to release their ambitious sandbox dating simulator Date Everything! on 17 June 2025, you may be wondering about some of the datable characters. Wait, did I say characters? I meant furniture.

Set in a world where even the most mundane objects possess romantic potential, Date Everything! equips players with “Dateviator” glasses, unlocking conversations with anything from a laundry basket to the air itself. Each object features its own unique personality, with branching dialogue leading to a range of potential endings.

Over the last few weeks, Team17 Digital have been sharing preview videos for some of the datable furniture and objects, which are all conveniently compiled below for your easy access and reference.

Luke Nuke’m (Voiced by Travis Willingham)


Ben-hwa (Voiced by Erika Ishii)


Penelope (Voiced by Aimee Carrero)


Scandalabra (Voiced by Ray Chase)


Sinclaire (Voiced by Nick Thurston)


Fantina (Voiced by Mica Burton)


Chance (Voiced by Matthew Mercer)


Kristof (Voiced by Troy Baker)


Chairemi (Voiced by Cherami Leigh)


Jean Loo Pissoir (Voiced by Max Mittelman)


Tyrell (Voiced by Gabe Kunda)


Harper & Dirk (Voiced by Laura Bailey and Johnny Yong Bosch)


The Hank(s) (Voiced by Robbie Daymond)


Rebel (Voiced by Amanda Hufford)


Freddy (Voiced by Fred Tatasciore)


Dolly (Voiced by Erica Lindbeck)

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