Paradox Interactive have today announced that they have released a new “Free Admission Edition” of their co-op action game Dungeonland, where they hope to lure even more into a theme park to meet their horrible and sometimes hillarious deaths. Naive players everywhere will now get to experience a sample of Dungeonland’s cruelty and die to their hearts’ content in the park’s free areas with up to three players – plus a fourth player as the park’s devious and handsome Dungeon Maestro. The visitors to the amusement park will as of today also be able to earn Steam Trading Cards, to send home to grievi… uh, grateful family members.
Dungeonland’s colourful “DM Tower” stage will be available to all players free of charge, in both normal play and in DM Mode – where one player commands the park and its inhabitants against three “friends” they would like to slaughter. Three additional stages, the “Cannibal Kingdom,” “Arcane Kingdom,” and “Infinite Dungeon,” will be available by purchasing the in-game “All-access Pass.” Current owners of Dungeonland will be upgraded to the All-access pass for free, and all existing gift copies of Dungeonland will include the pass as well.
Dungeon Maestro | Vice President of Accounts Slayable at Paradox Interactive
When my minions originally suggested free admission to my glorious park, I initially planned to have them set on fire for a few days. But then, in my genius, I realized I had nothing to worry about. These moronic heroes are all going to get themselves killed in here, at which point we’re just going to loot their corpses! The more, the merrier, I say! Ha! Ha ha ha!
