It has come to my attention that every Ubisoft office in the world has currently been invaded by Rabbids, with the intention of sending a message to the world. Originally nobody thought the Rabbids would be much harm after their long history of being brainless beings. How they came to exist is the subject of debate, however the first recorded sighting is known. They were first responsible for the kidnapping Ubisoft game character Rayman several years ago and forcing him through several days of minigames and challenges until he was unable to escape through the use of plungers (Funnily enough provided to him from the Rabbids) and not heard from again. Since then they have tried to invade the world several times, however always seemingly popping up in the most awkward places which usually resulted in a painful end for rabbid-kind.
According to the live feed available HERE, they have been caught building large cannons on top of the building, packing lots of cake. While the safety of Ubisoft Employees have been confirmed… they have all been converted to Rabbids and forced into an endless loop of dancing (Because apparently Rabbids love to dance). An internal screenshot of the dancing employees has been pictured to the left. Scientific studies are currently underway in determining if the employees can be converted back or if Ubisoft will be renamed as Daaaahsoft. So far not much about the Rabbids is known except that they do like to dance, they cannot play soccer, don’t do vacuum cleaning or housework, cannot milk cows and do not shut doors to name a few things. The findings of these experiments can be viewed HERE.
The Otaku’s Study team decided to travel all the way to the worldwide Ubisoft headquarters and were met by two Rabbids by the names of Rabbid Yves and Rabbid Guillemot, although we believe those names to be pseudonyms as they are the first and surname of Ubisoft CEO who is currently believed to have invented a time machine and is apparently taking concept photographs for Assassin’s Creed 4. While creatively using masks to hide their identities… this is what they had to say about their recent invasion:
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
After this, the crew was suddenly attacked by a swarm of rabbids and we lost three journalists and a photographer.
>Edit – 1 Hour After Last Post
Through genius medical science, a vaccine has been rapidly produced in order to counteract the transformation in Rabbid and most of the staff have been able to escape the confines of dancing hell. Apparently however, Rabbids have managed to form strongholds on the rooftops of all Ubisoft buildings and in turn broadcast their message to the world. The message, which can be seen in its entirety HERE states the following:
“Happy New Year 2012. In 2012, the pie’s the limit”
They are now inviting you to check out their new online mini-game “The Pie’s the Limit”. Through visiting the event website HERE, you can take part in the first of what promises to be many creative “Ubisoft 25th Anniversary” events. True to the message, you can choose a Ubisoft development building which has been taken by the mysterious Rabbids, and then shoot pie out of the cannon the longest distance possible across the Google Earth map. This competition is open until 11:59pm on the 31st December and has a rather sweet prize in return. For the single winner who obtains the highest score (I assume distance) in the game and records their score on the leaderboard will recieve a set of three Ubisoft games from their Christmas lineup – Just Dance 3, Rayman Origins and Assassin’s Creed Revelations (All of which have been reviewed on this site with high scores).
and so hopefully ends our coverage of Rabbids invading and converting innocent Ubisoft employees into their own kind. However, now we have a new threat facing us….. Rabbids… and PIES FALLING FROM THE SKY!
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